About Me
- Miss Monica
- Nowhere, Cyprus
- I was born in shack, in the mountains of tibet, and raised by jellyfish. I'm interested in running away from flamingo dancers, how to make money by selling toothpicks to himilayan monks, and yodeling. My favorite hobby is gossiping about water buffalo. I was kidnapped by portugese ninjas at the age of three who forced me to eat mushrooms and chocolate. I'm 14, I live in the jungles of the amazon, and my best friend is a tiger. Beware.